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Mashed Potato Hedz
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(All Materials © MPH 1999 )
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The Mashed Potato Hedz Home Page
(All Materials © MPH 1999 ) |
" You'll be sending emails just to tell us we're the bomb -
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Just Who Are You Crazy Guys !?!
If you don't already know, the Mashed Potato Hedz are a comedy Hip-Hop group based in Littlehampton, West Sussex in England. We just do it for fun. The group consists of
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Neil "Beatz" Bartlett Likes : Pillows Dislikes : Beer |
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Drew "DrewMan" Bristow Likes : Cows Dislikes : Frogs |
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Mat "Matster" Pitman Likes : Tea Dislikes : Garage (& Sheds) |
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Alex "A-Dub" Woodford Likes : Wrestling Dislikes : Cheese |
So far MPH have managed two recorded sets
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"Holy Cowz" |
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A demo containing a few original songs, freestyles (Ha Ha) and parodies such as "Put Your Flans Where The Pies Can See" and "Fruit of the Loom". This also contained the excellent original version of "Messin' Wit' Yo' Hedz" the second part appearing on the "Gangbangers and Mash" album. |
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"Gangbangers and Mash" |
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The first official Mashed four man line up. "Mashed Potato Delight" "Not Your Typical Day" "If I Was A Bird" "Ahh Girl" "I Bit My Fingers Off" "My Problem Is " "Why Do Bugs Die ?" "The Cowz Are Gonna Get You" "Dead Tony's" "Messin' Wit' Yo' Hedz '99" "Put Your Flans Where The Pies Can See" "A Message to My Bollocks" |
Potato Hedz recording featuring the full . "Rappers Delight" - MPH Style A song about a mystical cow What if MPH were female ? Neil the Love Walrus' ode to the ladies Don't bite your nails Drew explains his state of mind We want you to stop killing insects Cows are evil believe us . To all the dead Tonys in the World We are tough Oh Yes Madam . A song about bakery ethics . A-Dub talks to his testicles (thats true) |
Our material is currently only available on a cheap cassette and if you're really lucky we might even write down the track list !! Hence the rather reasonable price of £2.50 (including postage and packing). Please remember that we don't have any money so the quality isn't exactly amazing but believe us we've tried the best we can and we have quite a few a follows - so we can't be that bad.
If you would like to purchase the many hilarious songs by the Mashed Potato Hedz email us at [email protected] for further details. We'll send you "Gangbangers and Mash" and a selection of other material including songs from "Holy Cowz".
yricsSorry we're not putting any lyrics on the Internet. They are offensive and we don't want to upset anyone. Also we don't want to be sued. We couldn't afford it.
If you really want lyrics email us at [email protected] and we'll consider it.
